SIR, THIS IS A CASINO.
No refunds. No exceptions. No mercy. Welcome.
CA:
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SCANNED
DATE: 01/01/2024
THE POLICY
OFFICIAL DOCUMENT - NO REFUNDS INCORPORATED
1.
All transactions are final. We have reviewed your case. The answer is no.
2.
Buying after a rug is a valid coping strategy and we respect your journey.
3.
If you were rugged on DELIRUH, HOPIUM, or WOJAK FINANCE - you are home now.
4.
The complaints department operates Monday through Friday, 9am to 5pm. It has never opened.
5.
By purchasing $REFUND you acknowledge that you knew exactly what you were doing and did it anyway.
APPROVED
- NO EXCEPTIONS
Stamped on Duty
Pepe J. Clerk